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@PaperWash: *quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*
@briangaar: The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl
@trouteyes: BREAKING: A man who took British Airways to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
@TheMichaelRock: I wonder if Morgan Freeman talks himself to sleep every night.
@Brampersandon_: WIFE: would you chop these onions for me
WIFE: I meant with a knife
ME (tightening the belt on my karate robe): aww man
@imadepoopstoday: Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology.