@PaperWash: *quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*
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@Lord_Smirnoff: *Lowers raised hand. Where's the nearest cycle path you meant? Thought you said psychopath.
@roadkill3x: Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.
@tastefactory: "What're you in for?" "I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."