@DirtMcTurd: *quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiancé is reading her wedding vows*
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@alispagnola: There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones.
@iAmDelFreaky: You'd be surprised how many strangers will let you hug them when you approach with open arms & a big smile. None. I've been stabbed 3 times