@lloydrang: "Quinoa" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you.
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@jctwritesstuff: [First Date] Me: I'll just have a salad. [Second Date] Me: *on table, hunched over like four plates of nachos, hissing* My precioussss.
@JesseFernandez: Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys "at law" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something.
@TheCatWhisprer: Rachel Ray now makes cat food with real beef just like the cows my cat would eat in the wild.
@beefman138: I hate it when my Wife says that we need to talk. It's always "What's wrong with you?" and never about sports, beer or bikini models.