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@thejessbess: Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees.
@TheWadest: Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives...
@curlycomedy: I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, "We're all so very, very rich."
@LuvPug: I think between the two of them, Kim & Kanye had enough money for a box of condoms.
@YourKyness: Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: "So whose funeral is it?"
I told him I haven decided yet.