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@dogboner: racist frat dudes.. now ive seen everything.
@Kaminapun: *termites on date*
Waiter: what would you like to order, sir?
Termite: table for two.
@UncleDuke1969: "Dayyuuuum Giiiiirrrl... Did you fall from Heaven?"
*pokes body with stick*
@KalvinMacleod: [dating game]
GIRL: contestant #1 tell me how u would woo me
ME: woo like in duck tales woo woo or a different type of woo?
G: contestant #2
@Cheeseboy22: BREAKING NEWS: 23 injured while running with bulls. Authorities say injuries happened because folks were stupid enough to run... with bulls.
@Elizasoul80: I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like "make a left in 300 feet" and "you've reached your destination."