@topaz_kell: Rage against the machine is what I do when my candy bar gets stuck and won't drop down.
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@EJGomez: james[jesus' brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on
@SlipperySecret: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. ...because I don't have time to get arrested today.
@Schmoodles: I often find myself rewording a long tweet so many times that it completely loses the original subject. This one started off about a cat.