@OuterJohn: Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon.
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@hotmessminushot: I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life.
@jennalynn518: Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.