@ElleOhHell: Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Axenbane: I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don't play the lottery.
@WickedRapunzel: Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls.