@101Racey: Ran a bath, checked Twitter, flooded Europe.
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@MarcusTheToken: I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time.
@BillCorbett: To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!
@CharismaFueled: Apparently, changing your profile to "Flirty, dirty and a little squirty" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle.
@KKAlThani: Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say "it's time to chase my dreams!" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep.