@wickedsuga: Randomly play a recording of a candy bar wrapper being opened just to keep your kids on their toes.
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@GrabTheWEness: If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
@RyanofAvalon: GF taking me on a surprise V-Day getaway. At least I think. Not sure what the lime and shovel in the trunk with me are for though.
@garrettbarry70: Wish I had the confidence of a small child having a meltdown at the shopping mall.