@wickedsuga: Randomly play a recording of a candy bar wrapper being opened just to keep your kids on their toes.
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@jdforshort: I'm just a girl trying to keep up with a guy on my Fitbit challenge who may be walking out more sexual frustration than me
@AddledPixie: Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this.
@MariyaAlexander: People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on.