@PetiteRainCity: Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working.
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@imdaintyaf: I'm sorry I punched you in the face when you said "I love you". Intimacy scares me. And you said it to my sister.
@david8hughes: [soldier making lunch] Now for some avocado [grabs grenade] oh oh, if this is here then that means [cut to soldier taking cover for 5 hours]
@BackrowSeats: Burger King's slogan "Have It Your Way" was shortened from "Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way".
@LaytesAgain: If she doesn't scream "YES!" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?