@hpb777: Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
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@XplodingUnicorn: In hindsight, I made two key mistakes on this family vacation: 1) Going on vacation 2) Taking my family
@aneesa_p: Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don't know what the Indian dude is saying either.
@AndyAsAdjective: I can't prove it, but from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure there's an injured dolphin stuck in my dishwasher.
@GeorgeScumbag: Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub.