@FreudsTwin: Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills.
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@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride.
@i_Lean: Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says "WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"
@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.