@AGreaterMonster: Rather than ever clean a window I just tell people they're frosted.
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@MandiAtRandom: Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help
@Shock_Monster: Her: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink? Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
@skylerhanrath: If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one.