@AGreaterMonster: Rather than ever clean a window I just tell people they're frosted.
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@FilthyRichmond: Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.
@Book_Krazy: Him: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you darlin? Me: HOW DARE Y... Wait, did you just call me darlin