@PaperWash: Read an article that said Google is making us dumber. whatever, I've always used Google and I'm super [googles synonym for smart] able.
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@therealeatwood: ME: We were doing the spaghetti thing from Lady and the Tramp! Ever heard of romance? MANAGER: Sir, you cannot kiss a dog in my restaurant.
@ItsAndyRyan: I've asked a few people now what IDGAF stands for and I can't say anyone's replies have been that helpful.
@LoveNLunchmeat: 50 years ago, nerds were smart. Now a nerd is just someone who likes Star Wars and eats a lot of cereal.
@milehighocd: Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me.