@chuchugoogoo: "Read 'em and weep" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII.
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@weinerdog4life: I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave.
@DaddyJew: I put the D in donut. And I do it quickly before any of my coworkers return to the break room *giggles*
@badbanana: Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.