@snmrrw: Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry
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@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.
@Just_Lee_: I think you can all settle down. Its unlikely Instagram will ever find buyers for photos of 20 000 feet and a billion sunsets.
@CulturedRuffian: My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives.
@thenatewolf: Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this