@snmrrw: Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry
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@somelightcrying: I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start.
@MicheleAKALips: When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.
@Reverend_Scott: And then God said, "Let there be Black Friday." and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line.