@snmrrw: Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry
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@thepunningman: [superhero meeting] "What's your enemy called?" "Dr Doom. Yours?" "Joker" [stifles laughter] "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" [just loses it]
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day.
@SteveSuckington: It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours.