@snmrrw: Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@mattytalks: Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend
@sgrstk: If someone is throwing shade, they're doing you a favor. Use it, avoid sun damage; let your perfect skin be something else for them to hate.
@leifromloihi: oh the aliens aren't speaking to us right now because idk they're pissed that we flaked out on that pyramid project they started or whatever
@DaHess1: I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community.