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@dave_cactus: [reading an e-book]
[reading an eeeEeeeeEeeeee-book]
@Shut_up_Marissa: I don't mean to brag, but I do all my own auto repairs.
*turns up volume*
SEE! THE RATTLING SOUND IS COMPLETELY GONE!
@LlamaInaTux: The Seven Deadly Sins:
6. Calling Lego 'Legos'
@DebTLawrence: If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running.
@Midgetspar: I hope you guys realize that sunflower seeds are salted little plant babies.
@CrazyUncIeJoe: I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: "Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."