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@AndyAsAdjective: [reading dinosaur book]

8YR OLD: that’s a pterodactyl

ME: actually sweetie, it's a pteranodon…pterodactyl is a pterosaur genus

8: how did you ever get laid?

[reading dinosaur book]

8YR OLD: that’s a pterodactyl

ME: actually sweetie, it’s a pteranodon…pterodactyl is a pterosaur genus

8: how did you ever get laid?

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