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@XplodingUnicorn: [reading Harry Potter]

Me: Do you know what's going on?

3-year-old: He went to lizard school.

I'd correct her, but her version is better.

[reading Harry Potter]

Me: Do you know what’s going on?

3-year-old: He went to lizard school.

I’d correct her, but her version is better.

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