@ch000ch: (reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight
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@Book_Krazy: *sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* "You know what makes me mad?" HUB: *points to self*
@RdrJay47: [Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table
@murderbytweets: In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man.
@AbrasiveGhost: ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me