@KenJennings: REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment.
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@The_Sculptress: Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home.
@AllieA: I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose.
@WhtUReallyMean: I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic.