@KenJennings: REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment.
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@KentWGraham: All it takes is a “food dreadful, service poor” Yelp review to get your mother-in-law to stop inviting you to Sunday dinner.
@jwoodham: If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas.
@_Water_Baby: Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute.
@PopSlapFunk: So we no longer say "please" and "thanks" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars.