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@ThisOneSayz: Real Estate Agent: it’s a 3 bed, 2 bath...

Witch: ...but?

REA: it’s made out of gingerbread so lots of kids linger around

W: I’ll take it

Real Estate Agent: it’s a 3 bed, 2 bath… Witch: …but? REA: it’s made out of gingerbread so lots of kids linger around W: I’ll take it
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