@jake_lach: Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary
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@geowizzacist: I'm just a regular guy going for a regular jog with a regular plasma TV being chased by the regular police.
@errdayhustlah: My kid sat on the floor of a public restroom, so I had to throw him away and now I have to make a new one. Parenting is hard, you guys.
@adamrensch: *accidentally walks into women's restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*