@sarcasticmommy4: If I had a dollar for every time one of my kids said "Mom, you're not funny", I could buy a beach house.
And live by myself.
@Kauaibride: not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
@DrinkingatWork: My head feels like something Picasso would have drawn.
@SteveSuckington: "Why did u jump off that bridge?"
My friend did it too
"Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?"
Yes. I literally just said that
@figgled: [to a straight couple]
Which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian
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