@TitansHomer: "Real men like a woman with curves" - Fat Chicks
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@markydoodoo: THERAPIST: what brings you in today? ME: sharks lack the ability to hug. THERAPIST: *starts to cry*
@mybigblondelife: If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.
@MikeBigby: *Belle falls in love with Beast* Everyone: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!! Called it! *Belle speaks to furniture* Everyone: this is fine