@OneFunnyMummy: Real women don't wish their enemies would die, just that they'll get fat.
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@copymama: Day new couch arrives: No more food or drinks on the couch, I'm serious! 1 week later: *Kids are eating pancakes directly off the cushions*
@DadandBuried: My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.
@tchrquotes: Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit.