@OneFunnyMummy: Real women don't wish their enemies would die, just that they'll get fat.
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@DaddyJew: Me:I gotta go home. Im bleeding & my computers broken Boss:looks like u just slammed ur head thru the computer screen Me:what is this CSI?
@DamienFahey: Piss me off in the grocery store and I'll get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check.
@gianni_bcn: [Spelling Bee] Your word is inception "Can you use it in a sentence?" [Spelling Bee] Your word is inception