@figgled: Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta
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@BareChesty: Sorry I'm late, there was an octopus throwing pies at me so I was literally... Occupied
@squirrel74wkgn: All these gifts today better get me laid. Wife (in a narrator's voice): ...but, then she overheard him talking...and he never did get laid.
@weinerdog4life: Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.