@abbycohenwl: Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
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@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.
@Crutnacker: BIDEN: That went well. OBAMA: Did you have to say you loved Trump's sons in Twilight? BIDEN: It's what I do.
@aneesa_p: Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork.
@clarkekant: I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.