@Cpin42: Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea.
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@Sanbel11: Do you know that horrible feeling of guilt when you eat all your kids candy? Me neither.
@Mr_Kapowski: I like to ask people what their sign is and then read them a completely different sign's horoscope just to hear them say "that's so me!"
@novicefather: I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how difficult a homicide would be to clean up.
@krissywillbretz: *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *checks for abs, finds a clown