@SocialustGal13: Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
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@stevetweeters: Oops. Everyone brought their "see you next year"s to work today and I only brought my throat slashing gesture.
@JermHimselfish: My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it.
@BostonFanJosh: Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at.