@SocialustGal13: Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
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@Matt_The_1st: "What's wrong with our country?" OBAMA! "Who are we going to reelect in 2012?" OBAMA!
@_correctomundo: I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.
@AntozWolf: I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
@lisaOoOo: I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed.