@AaronFullerton: Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called "Societal Obligation."
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@Tmoney68: All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk.
@SnizzleFrizzle: My kids are 23 and 13 and they still argue about who is my favorite. Warms my heart. Too bad it's neither of them.
@ChrisRRegan: Oh, elderly neighbor: You defeated Hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?