@AaronFullerton: Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called "Societal Obligation."
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@SamuelHLowe: Shout out to the creepy guy sitting in your bedroom chair who turns into clothes as soon as you turn on the lights.
@EyeSeeYou619: Having a bummer day? Here's an out of context Spider-man comic book scene that made me laugh.
@KeetPotato: [5 mins after seeing our neighbour's new boat] wife: "everything's a competition to you" me: [trying to find the moon on eBay] "no it's not"
@cray_at_home_ma: Get married and have kids so that you can be woken up at 4:56 am on a Saturday by someone asking what the opposite of "J" is.