@gregg_mc: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?
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@CountMackula: I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple.
@Fred_Delicious: Comic Sans walks into a bar. Barman says "sorry we don't serve your type in here"
@jonnysun: a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head
@TheToddWilliams: [murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works.