@TumblrsFunnies: really high
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@robdelaney: The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it.
@AristotlesNZ: Boss: Project's way behind. Suggestions? I'm willing to try anything. Me: *raises hand* Him: Anything but "helper monkeys" Me: *lowers hand*
@SladeWentworth: McDonald's french fries are not real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect. Tasted fine, too.