@Jesssicle: Really, iTunes? You need to update my calculator app? Have there been changes to basic math that I'm unaware of?
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@SlipCarefully: To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle.
@AlyssaDiSalle: Co-worker: "If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.." Me - "THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."
@alispagnola: Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber.