@jimpjorps: really makes you think
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@brynnester: My wife likes to make love with Barry Manilow in the background. It's as awkward for him as it is for me
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring.
@mablazarus: Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box.