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@sixfootcandy: Realtor: Hi. Would you like a tour?
Me: (stuffing cookies in my purse) The sign said there would be sandwiches too.

Realtor: Hi. Would you like a tour? 
Me: (stuffing cookies in my purse) The sign said there would be sandwiches too.

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