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@daemonic3: REALTOR: This community has a great neighborhood watch

WIFE: [sees me suddenly excited] Don't you dare

ME: WHO DECIDES WHO GETS TO WEAR IT

REALTOR: This community has a great neighborhood watch

WIFE: [sees me suddenly excited] Don’t you dare

ME: WHO DECIDES WHO GETS TO WEAR IT

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