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@BobTheSuit: Realtor: Why r u moving?
Me: I've been eating w my hands for 2 months because the sideways spatula won't let me open my silverware drawer.

Realtor: Why r u moving?
Me: I’ve been eating w my hands for 2 months because the sideways spatula won’t let me open my silverware drawer.

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