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@_Ms_Moneypenny_: Reasons he didn't text you:
- He forgot.
- He fell asleep.
- His phone died.
- His pet died.
- His GF died.
- He died.
- He thinks you died.

Reasons he didn’t text you:
– He forgot.
– He fell asleep.
– His phone died.
– His pet died.
– His GF died.
– He died.
– He thinks you died.

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