Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@OfficialMizGin: Reasons to carry a handkerchief:

3) You’ve never heard of tissues

2) You’re doing a magic trick

1) You’re hiding your face to rob a train

Reasons to carry a handkerchief: 3) You’ve never heard of tissues 2) You’re doing a magic trick 1) You’re hiding your face to rob a train
1 comments

COMMENTS

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE

1
1

@waydybee: Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!

2

@Rollmaninoz: Caesar: friends, Romans countryman lend me your ear... [2 days later] *Caesar opens mailbox* "oh FFS Van Gogh IT'S A SAYING!!!!!'

1

@MichelleLoserby: HIM: *touching a scar on her hand* What's this one? HER: *giggling* I burnt myself getting pizza rolls out of the oven HIM: *touching a scar on her arm* And this one? HER: pizza rolls HIM: What about— HER: I dunno what to tell you, bud. They're all gonna be pizza rolls.

1
↑