@ComedyAndTruth: Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
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@noog: [white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions? *Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*
@envydatropic: Christmas decorating 101 - Puts fake snow on Halloween decorations Your move Martha Stewart
@The_JRM: Dentist: Do you use your dental floss? [cut to me tying my action figures to make them fly] Me: Everyday.