@ComedyAndTruth: Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
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@Soberphobiccc: Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
@fuzzlime: put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream
@EdgarAllanLo: I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks.
@TheSharona06: I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle.