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@veryann0yed: Reasons to hit the gym that aren’t patriarchal beauty standards:
- outrun the cops
- outlive ur enemies
- more stamina for sex
- actually sleep at night
- get strong to fight racists
- listen to music without ppl interrupting

Reasons to hit the gym that aren’t patriarchal beauty standards:
– outrun the cops
– outlive ur enemies
– more stamina for sex
– actually sleep at night
– get strong to fight racists
– listen to music without ppl interrupting

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