@MouVanLee: Reasons why i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend.
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@SocialExtortion: fun prank: text a girl "we need to talk right now" and then throw your phone into a river
@BuckyIsotope: "Honey, did you leave your tools out in the backyard?" *sounds of sawing* Oh no *backyard is filled with dads building a deck* Get the hose
@Nawyourecrazy: Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*
@birbigs: One way to tell if what you're watching isn't really news is if the person is shouting at you.