@MouVanLee: Reasons why i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend.
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@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.
@MarieLoerzel: Sorry, I called you by accident. I was actually just trying to delete your number from my phone.
@Carbosly: Do cute firemen still come when a cat is stuck in a tree? Only in case of fire? Fine. But pretty sure my cat won't like being set on fire.
@TommyKarate: Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever.