@neiltyson: Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we’ve always suspected.
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@Kauaibride: you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.
@BlackCatBettie: If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends.
@CulturedRuffian: Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!
@WildeThingy: Freddie Mercury: "Hey Brian, what rhymes with scaramouche?" Brian May: um... Fandango? Freddie: "Perfect!" *snorts another line of coke*