@neiltyson: Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we’ve always suspected.
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@Parkerlawyer: I got a message on Facebook that said, "Your a lawyer, right?" Me, "*You're." May have lost a new client but they learned something today.
@Sirrruh: Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories.
@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.