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@UncleDuke1969: Receptionist:
"That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose."

Plastic Surgeon:
"Good! That'll save me some time. Send her right in."

Receptionist:
“That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose.”

Plastic Surgeon:
“Good! That’ll save me some time. Send her right in.”

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