@TheMichaelRock: Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house.
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@dafloydsta: *tear runs down cheek "Why are all these people dead on the inside?" "Sir, this is a morgue."
@Just_Lee_: Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words.
@causticbob: Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.
@TheOneTrueDisco: Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely.