@ErrenMichaels: Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while.
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@QwertyJones3: Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. "Wait! What if I have to poop?" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
@Tmoney68: There are 2 screaming kids & a guy talking full voice on his cell in this bank. I'll wave at you on the news tonight as they lead me away.
@eye_spyder: You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen.
@causticbob: If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim.