@LikeABaus91: Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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@ArfMeasures: SKETCH ARTIST: *holds up drawing of a single bit of straw* CAMEL: [in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes] That's him!
@perfect_messs: [Miss America] I gracefully take off my sports bra as my talent. Everyone is in awe. I win the crown for doing what no woman has done before