@girlontapas: Red light special: that smug look that you give the driver who was speeding and cut you off then ended up beside you at the red light.
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@mommywhines: It's so adorable when girls are scared to eat in front of a guy. I'll eat both your plates. Probably even the guy.
@Dank_Pal: ~Little Mermaid family meeting~ Ariel.... We found this hidden in your top drawer. *places sea cucumber on table*