@girlontapas: Red light special: that smug look that you give the driver who was speeding and cut you off then ended up beside you at the red light.
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@djdarrellripley: I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life... Unless, of course, I want to buy something.
@clarkekant: I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
@Just_Lee_: Nothing says "We have no faith in our own products" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials.