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@iLikeCatShirts: [Red Lobster]
Waiter: we're offering Endless Shrimp.
Me: bring me the endless shrimp
<5 days later>
Waiter: please leave, I have a family

[Red Lobster]
Waiter: we’re offering Endless Shrimp.
Me: bring me the endless shrimp 
<5 days later>
Waiter: please leave, I have a family

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